Im still not sure, is there some better place i could be heading towards?
I know iv posted this before but i found it yesterday and it fits perfectly with the list theme. and since jess likes my lists, here it is
The following animals are funny when...
Gerbils, especially when seen lifting weights.
Platypus's, especially when used out of context.
Giant Ground Sloths, in almost any context.
Sheep, especially the vampire variety. Or when discussing David.
Howler Monkeys, when discuss screechy people.
Chimps, when dressed as 80s action film heroes, when wearing tutus and riding tricycles.
Donkeys, when wearing sombreros and walking into easily visible walls.
Bunnies, when commenting on the mighty Esquilax, a lion with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
Circus Folk, while commenting on things which smell of cabbage.
Pooh-Bears (fictional), upon a) meeting someone named "Winnie" or b) when someone gets their head stuck in a pot of honey.
Cows, almost anytime.
Ducks, when speaking in British accents.
Penguins, when shooting out of icy water, when waddling around Antarctica, or when trying to kill batman
So yeah theres been a little bit of coupling this weekend. weird. its definatly spring time haha
Anyways heres the simpsons quote for the day
In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!
-Homer

1 comment:
Darn straight. *shakes fist*
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