dont get mad if im laughing, blame the caffiene
hot hot heat- middle of nowhere


I almost burnt my house down today doing something as innocent as cooking chicken. so heres the story

i put on some chicken in a frying pan.
* sidenote. higher than its supposed to be at*
( 4 peices= too much )
and i go get my hawk nelson cd from my room. i put it in and i get really distracted... but i wasnt dancing around and singing cause my parents WERE home... ahem... yes. they...were home...and i WASNT dancing... whered you get that crazy idea. sheesh.
ANYWAYS since i WASNT dancing and i DIDNT the music really loud i didnt hear the massive crackling the chicken was evetually making and i guess i was too blind to see the smoke bllowing out of the kitchen. then my sense of smell...apparntly the only sense working at the time kicked in. and im thinking. oh right i had chicken on...ew it doesnt smell very good. FINALLY it clicks in and im like CRAP!
so i run to the kitchen and i see a mini fire on my stove and black smoke coming from it. i didnt really know what to do so i grabbed the pan and ran it under water... haha... yeah. so needless to say i almost had some carcoal briquettes for supper but i threw them out and kept careful watch of the new batch. and i had to air out my house cause it stinks like massive amounts of smoke

yeah thats my story for the day

its pretty cool lately cause i cant hear out of my left ear. its been like that since the night before last... and i dont know what the poop is wrong with it. i think im getting old haha


simpsons quote of the day

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes.
(lie dectector blows up)