So, I noticed there are alot of ladies in the crowd....


Yeah so I wrote half of this up and my computer decided to shut off. So here i go again


Me and Jess went to the ex today.
We got in line for the ferris wheel only to find out i needed to get my card traded in for a wrist band. why they wouldnt do that when you came in confuses me. so we hadta go in the ticket line twice.
Then when i got on the ferris wheel i sat in a puddle...hoorah

Then I think we went to go eat some greasy pizza and spudnuts and proceeded to the funhouse

There i got hit on by a freaky carnie who smelled of cabbage.
So he grabs my arm to scan my wristband..pulls me in closer and says. Hey, How YOU doin'
So all freaked out im like...uh...good. then walked away really fast

Nothing but clowns scares me more than carnies. seriosly. either overly skinny or overly overwieght men with cigarretes hanging out of their mouths . arms covered with tattoes staring at people as they go by " hey...wanna ride" and they stink of cabbage. I swear. That or sweat. Ew...*shudders*

ANYWAYS. off to line up for the Kalan Porter concert....an hour before the gates open... Were cool. So we met up with Travis and he proceded to tell us how cool we were until we got in. But in that time 3 people came up and talked to us
"your really going to see this concert"
"do you think your actually going to like it"
"why are you lined up so early"
and when we got in we had to wait for an hour and 45 minutes. we were on the floor and we could have waited for another 2 hours and still got the same spot. But it was fun.
I had the hiccups and Jess was getting annoyed she also pointed out I drank like 3 things in an hour.

So the concert starts and i swear. The screams were louder than the music. But he did suprisngly well. His band was freaking amazing. But me and Jess thought the guitar player was a chick...what...he was wearing pink and had hair longer than mine!...anyways Kalan is insane on the violin. my favorite was the devil went down to georgia. SO good.

But anyways. Half way through the concert hes like "So, i noticed there are alot of ladies in the crowd" So me and jess said to ourselves " No theres not! hes lieing! lets break his legs"
Then he said " is anyone out there single" And at that point i think my eardrums broke
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SINGLE KALAN PICK ME!!
it was ...halarious to say in the least

So overall the concert was pretty good i had fun

Then the bus ride to the Roberts car...oh the bus ride...
Honestly. Why do the most surreal things happen to me on a bus.
So first we get there. Theres no driver. So we sit down anyways. She comes and takes off. seemingly really fast for a bus.
Then we proceed to drive down streets i dont recognize that felt like a speed we shouldnt be going. And i can hear a person on the radio in the background talking to the bus driver... i dont know why that was weird but trust me... it was
And a man farted...that was sick
so this ensues for a while until i hear a thump then i feel something wet on my face.
By now everyones looking around seeing what the heck it was. And i see green all over the place. then i see a fruit. Lying on the ground. Yes...somebody threw a fruit...into a bus....while we were driving....
So by now me and Jess are wanting to wake up and we drive into this empty parking lot. do a circle. Come out and stop at the bus stop
Me and Jess run to the car. and the surrealism doesnt stop. I look at jess and the way the light is hittting her it looks like a dream. And her parents...well were just surreal and i cant even explain it. it had to do with a cellphone though.
then we stopped at the post office....at 11 at night....
then finally i was home.

Thats it for my... weird...weird day sorry if it makes no sense whatsoever. i had fun